Ramblings

this is where I ramble on, and on, and on…

What Being on Shitbound.org Taught Me About SEO

Build marriages. Ingrown marketing. Fire your consultants. Put bread on your client’s tables, LITERALLY. So meta

The VC’s Prayer

“Our investor, who art in Frisco, Hallowed be thy funding. Thy investment come, Thy seed be done, As series A as it is in B. Give us this day, our valuation And forgive us our bad hires As we forgive co-founders who bail out on us, And lead us not into early exits, But deliver [...]

I have no idea who these people are, but they seem legit!

How to Rank #1 on Google, Guaranteed

UPDATE #2 : It appears a brilliant mind existed well before mine — Sean Revell — tip of the hat, good sir – http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk/2012/01/i-am-the-rank-king/ UPDATE : The proof is in the pudding, people: ———————————————————– I’m not much of a snake oil salesman, however, I figured out  a way to rank #1 on Google, guaranteed. I’m so sure of my [...]

The Infinite Loop

The Infinite Loop

Two things: First… About two months ago I committed to learn JavaScript as my first OOP language. Despite dozens of frustrating moments where I felt like this effort was futile (I have felt like this on numerous occasions), I am still on course and learning something new every day. Tangible progress and understanding have both [...]

Guide to Riding King County Metro Buses with Fresh Reggie

Let’s all take a quick pause and let “Fresh Reggie” break it down for us on how all you cool county cats are supposed to ride the bus. No internet? No sweat, baby! I’d love to say this is King County’s attempt to drown out my guide to riding the bus, but I’m pretty certain [...]